The Fred Forecast

Thanks Janet, and that’s certainly some rough news about Fred’s text to Melissa being left on ‘read.’

Anyway, I’m meteorologist Trent Jenson here with your Fred forecast for the day.

We should experience some haze in the morning, as well as a smattering of extra snooze-taps, following the system of three-beers-on-a-work-night that rolled through yesterday evening. The good news? That haze should mostly burn off in the early morning, after a front of hot coffee moves in.

The mid-morning should be mostly uneventful. Expect occasional flurries of satisfaction as Fred completes tasks for work, intermixed with strong downpours distraction as he checks Twitter to see if anyone liked his joke about if John Wick were a Star Wars character.

An extreme blizzard of lunch-thoughts and hunger look as though they’ll touch down in Fred just after 10:15 in the morning, followed by a wave of way-too-full at 11:30 after he eats two burritos, followed by another blizzard of hunger at 2:00 pm.

The evening will bring clouds of intention to read or do some home improvement projects, but those should clear out without and precipitation, making a way for a clear Netflix sky until about 11pm.

Finally, expect an evening of decent sleep with a some showers of ‘wait, did I hear something?’ and a few flash floods of ‘Oh no, what am I doing with my life?’

And that wraps up our Fred forecast for the day!

Now, for sports, I’ll send you over to Jeff Peters. Jeff is it true that Fred is going to be sidelined from his rec softball league for three weeks because he stepped on a misplaced dog toy?

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The Fred Forecast

Thanks Janet, and that’s certainly some rough news about Fred’s text to Melissa being left on ‘read.’

Anyway, I’m meteorologist Trent Jenson here with your Fred forecast for the day.

We should experience some haze in the morning, as well as a smattering of extra snooze-taps, following the system of three-beers-on-a-work-night that rolled through yesterday evening. The good news? That haze should mostly burn off in the early morning, after a front of hot coffee moves in.

The mid-morning should be mostly uneventful. Expect occasional flurries of satisfaction as Fred completes tasks for work, intermixed with strong downpours distraction as he checks Twitter to see if anyone liked his joke about if John Wick were a Star Wars character.

An extreme blizzard of lunch-thoughts and hunger look as though they’ll touch down in Fred just after 10:15 in the morning, followed by a wave of way-too-full at 11:30 after he eats two burritos, followed by another blizzard of hunger at 2:00 pm.

The evening will bring clouds of intention to read or do some home improvement projects, but those should clear out without and precipitation, making a way for a clear Netflix sky until about 11pm.

Finally, expect an evening of decent sleep with a some showers of ‘wait, did I hear something?’ and a few flash floods of ‘Oh no, what am I doing with my life?’

And that wraps up our Fred forecast for the day!

Now, for sports, I’ll send you over to Jeff Peters. Jeff is it true that Fred is going to be sidelined from his rec softball league for three weeks because he stepped on a misplaced dog toy?

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