Valuable Life Skills

In the past, it was considered a useful skill to be able to make a fire with just two sticks, maybe some leaves.

Nowadays, that’s probably somewhat useful still, depending on your circumstances, although those circumstances may be increasingly limited in likelihood. No, I’d hazard to say the more useful skill these days is knowing how to live your life while on fire. Figuratively, I mean. Mostly.

Mostly figuratively.

Folks, I’m sure you’re familiar with the “This is fine” dog of one Mr. KC Green. Iconic. Everything burns around him, and all he can muster is, “This is fine,” and, “I’m okay with the events that are unfolding currently,” before beginning to melt. It’s an evergreen mood, because it really does feel like everything is constantly on fire.

Well, sometimes it feels like we are the garbage fire and not just inhabiting one. It’s not even a place we can potentially escape anymore. It simply is who we are. And when that happens, the mantra changes from “this is fine” to simply “I’m fine.” It’s a life skill, to be able to say that, instead of screaming in existential agony. You pick it up as you go.

As for computer hacking, have you seen the madness of crypto these days? People taking millions out of wallets like it’s nothing. Seems like a valuable skill that’ll only increase in value as time goes on. Personally, I’ll just be doing the computer hacking depicted on the shirt.

Hunting down the ones farming crypto in warehouses and just slaughtering them. They’ll call me the biggest RAM killer since Cyberpunk 2077.

Anyway, pick up some life skills and some shirts to show them off. They’ll come in handy.

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Life Hacks by DinoMike

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Valuable Life Skills

In the past, it was considered a useful skill to be able to make a fire with just two sticks, maybe some leaves.

Nowadays, that’s probably somewhat useful still, depending on your circumstances, although those circumstances may be increasingly limited in likelihood. No, I’d hazard to say the more useful skill these days is knowing how to live your life while on fire. Figuratively, I mean. Mostly.

Mostly figuratively.

Folks, I’m sure you’re familiar with the “This is fine” dog of one Mr. KC Green. Iconic. Everything burns around him, and all he can muster is, “This is fine,” and, “I’m okay with the events that are unfolding currently,” before beginning to melt. It’s an evergreen mood, because it really does feel like everything is constantly on fire.

Well, sometimes it feels like we are the garbage fire and not just inhabiting one. It’s not even a place we can potentially escape anymore. It simply is who we are. And when that happens, the mantra changes from “this is fine” to simply “I’m fine.” It’s a life skill, to be able to say that, instead of screaming in existential agony. You pick it up as you go.

As for computer hacking, have you seen the madness of crypto these days? People taking millions out of wallets like it’s nothing. Seems like a valuable skill that’ll only increase in value as time goes on. Personally, I’ll just be doing the computer hacking depicted on the shirt.

Hunting down the ones farming crypto in warehouses and just slaughtering them. They’ll call me the biggest RAM killer since Cyberpunk 2077.

Anyway, pick up some life skills and some shirts to show them off. They’ll come in handy.

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Would you consider yourself a walking garbage fire?