Would you rather be: an unaware tourist during the events of Jaws or a visitor during the events of Jurassic Park? Neither ain't an option.

I mean…given similar body count and horrific death possibilities, you might as well call that a wash. Which means it comes down to:

• Pleasant weekend at the beach (disrupted by horror and tragedy)
• Island vacation to see actual dinosaurs (disrupted by horror and tragedy)

Why not see dinos (before the painful and terrifying end)?

I pick Jaws, just because I’m not much of a swimmer, and would probably just hang out on the beach reading a book.