The Part Where You Hire Me

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I have things. Shirt things. Not shirts themselves, but that which makes a shirt worth shirting about. Features include an ideal blend of 50% artsy/50% fartsy design, print-ready halftones, and post-post-ironic logic-adjacent wit. Let us come to terms, and I will permit you to shirt my things onto people