Foolish mortals!!
Horses… If you can afford them.
Pet Rock. Obviously
Birds of course.
@cengland0 seconded
I imagine it would be a narwhal if you had a tank large enough to hold one. I mean, for crying out loud, who wouldn’t want a unicorn of the sea of their very own??? http://giphy.com/gifs/matthewjocelyn-magic-narwhal-l41lPpPcmLN9XWZY4
Goats
was going to ask if my fiance counted…
/giphy rats
@Oneroundrobb Especially the male rats with their GIGANTIC testicles.
/not gonna giphy that
Horses, make good companions, take you and gear most anywhere, the original SUV!
Fleas are usually OUTSIDE of dogs and cats. What was the question?
Foolish mortals!!
Horses… If you can afford them.
Pet Rock. Obviously
Birds of course.

@cengland0 seconded
I imagine it would be a narwhal if you had a tank large enough to hold one. I mean, for crying out loud, who wouldn’t want a unicorn of the sea of their very own???
http://giphy.com/gifs/matthewjocelyn-magic-narwhal-l41lPpPcmLN9XWZY4
Goats
was going to ask if my fiance counted…
/giphy rats

@Oneroundrobb Especially the male rats with their GIGANTIC testicles.
/not gonna giphy that
Horses, make good companions, take you and gear most anywhere, the original SUV!
Fleas are usually OUTSIDE of dogs and cats.
What was the question?