@yakkoTDI Reminds me of a true story: Back in the 70’s, when I might have been still young (college age), my mother’s upper-middle-aged cousin was visiting us from Canada. We were at a restaurant waiting on service, and she said she would tell us some jokes.
One of them: A duck went into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to sell him a condom. The pharmacist got him a better-quality one and asked him, “Sir, would you like me to put that on your bill?” The duck retorted, “I should say not! What kind of duck do you think I am?”
I thought it was hilarious, but was about to bust a gut trying not to laugh (and let my parents know that I got the joke). I couldn’t even look at my parents to see how they reacted.
Ah, I’m the only one of the four still alive. RIP,