@yakkoTDI Reminds me of a true story: Back in the 70’s, when I might have been still young (college age), my mother’s upper-middle-aged cousin was visiting us from Canada. We were at a restaurant waiting on service, and she said she would tell us some jokes.
One of them: A duck went into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to sell him a condom. The pharmacist got him a better-quality one and asked him, “Sir, would you like me to put that on your bill?” The duck retorted, “I should say not! What kind of duck do you think I am?”
I thought it was hilarious, but was about to bust a gut trying not to laugh (and let my parents know that I got the joke). I couldn’t even look at my parents to see how they reacted.
Ah, I’m the only one of the four still alive. RIP,
Hitching with the Jawas might be fun. I’d bet they do some cool ritual partying at the end of a long salvage run, and maybe you could just hang with them for a while.
Jack a bantha? What kind of pervert do you think I am?
Oh wait, you meant that as hijack didn’t you?
Slap myself repeatedly until I wake up from this heat-induced delusion.
@yakkoTDI Reminds me of a true story: Back in the 70’s, when I might have been still young (college age), my mother’s upper-middle-aged cousin was visiting us from Canada. We were at a restaurant waiting on service, and she said she would tell us some jokes.
One of them:
A duck went into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to sell him a condom. The pharmacist got him a better-quality one and asked him, “Sir, would you like me to put that on your bill?” The duck retorted, “I should say not! What kind of duck do you think I am?”
I thought it was hilarious, but was about to bust a gut trying not to laugh (and let my parents know that I got the joke). I couldn’t even look at my parents to see how they reacted.
Ah, I’m the only one of the four still alive. RIP,
Hitching with the Jawas might be fun. I’d bet they do some cool ritual partying at the end of a long salvage run, and maybe you could just hang with them for a while.
PLUS I bet they have some good Jawa coffee.