Abercrombie & Witch

At Abercrombie & Witch, you’ll find the coolest apparel available this side of Cintra.

Pants of all sorts, pre-torn by Leshy claws. No longer do you need to seek one out in the deep forest and imperil yourself to get that coveted battle-worn look. We went and did it all for you! Simulated it in a convincing way, at least. The peasants at the local tavern won’t even be able to tell the difference.

We’ve also got Abercrombie & Witch branded shirts and other graphic tees that are sure to draw in all the local naiads looking for some hot witcher action. Just make sure you take it off before you get freaky in the lake!

And speaking of going shirtless, we’re hiring models currently. You’ll have to recreate the Geralt bathtub scene at the audition, though. But, hey, we’ll put your bare chest on Abercrombie & Witch bags everywhere from here to the Skellige Isles!

So if you want that witcher swagger without any of the pesky downsides, like the mortal peril, the infertility, the ostracism, the white hair… Come on down to Abercrombie & Witch.

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Witchever You Want To Wear by Olipop

Toss a coin to your shirt designer, friends. Oliver, aka the Oli of Olipop, is a Spanish graphic designer and artist with several years of experience in both. In particular, he’s been known for his pop culture-inspired shirts. After going full-on freelance in 2013, he hasn’t looked back since. Find a plethora of links and more on his site here!

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Abercrombie & Witch

At Abercrombie & Witch, you’ll find the coolest apparel available this side of Cintra.

Pants of all sorts, pre-torn by Leshy claws. No longer do you need to seek one out in the deep forest and imperil yourself to get that coveted battle-worn look. We went and did it all for you! Simulated it in a convincing way, at least. The peasants at the local tavern won’t even be able to tell the difference.

We’ve also got Abercrombie & Witch branded shirts and other graphic tees that are sure to draw in all the local naiads looking for some hot witcher action. Just make sure you take it off before you get freaky in the lake!

And speaking of going shirtless, we’re hiring models currently. You’ll have to recreate the Geralt bathtub scene at the audition, though. But, hey, we’ll put your bare chest on Abercrombie & Witch bags everywhere from here to the Skellige Isles!

So if you want that witcher swagger without any of the pesky downsides, like the mortal peril, the infertility, the ostracism, the white hair… Come on down to Abercrombie & Witch.

More Great Designs!

Favorite of the monsters shown in The Witcher Netflix series?

  • Striga
    Striga
  • Kikimora
    Kikimora
  • Bruxa
    Bruxa
  • Leshy
    Leshy
  • Chernobog
    Chernobog
  • Ghouls
    Ghouls
  • Demon
    Demon
  • Djinn
    Djinn
  • Other (comment in the discussion)
    Other (comment in the discussion)
15 votes