Job Postings: Chill Astronaut

Voted ‘Best Vibes’ ten years running by Intergalactic Exploration Magazine, the LeisureTek space program was founded with one goal: to prove that traveling throughout the galaxy and beyond doesn’t have to be such a friggin’ hassle. And now, we’re looking to expand our team of chill AF astronauts!

Responsibilities

  • Pilot spacecraft throughout the known universe
  • Ensure the upkeep of all onboard equipment, such as the artificial ozone generator and the central lava lamp
  • Chronicle discoveries of new materials, planets, and other phenomena but not in a totally dense, dweeby way
  • Spread the “zero gravity, zero worries” philosophy to all alien lifeforms encountered

Requirements

  • At least 8 years piloting crafts capable of leaving the Earth’s atmosphere
  • Ability to straight-up kick it in the vast unknown
  • A strong knowledge of the mapped universe, and a strong disinterest in following maps
  • Ability to perform complicated tasks under pressure
  • Proficiency in rolling a fatty, staring into a black hole, and just being like, “Damn, dude”

To apply, submit a cover letter, resume, list of three references, and video footage of you playing an acoustic guitar on the quad. Thank you for your interest!

Spacing Out by doodldo

In their own words, doodldo is an “illustration project” full of “love, fun, and happiness.” What does that mean? Probably, that it’s comprised of one illustrator or several working to create delightful art. But personally, we like to think of it as an airplane-hanger-sized building full of artists in lab coats running fun doodles through scanners to ensure they’ve maximized the level of joy.

Really, though, the process doesn’t matter. What matters is that their stuff is cool. For evidence, look no further than their Instagram profile.

Job Postings: Chill Astronaut

Voted ‘Best Vibes’ ten years running by Intergalactic Exploration Magazine, the LeisureTek space program was founded with one goal: to prove that traveling throughout the galaxy and beyond doesn’t have to be such a friggin’ hassle. And now, we’re looking to expand our team of chill AF astronauts!

Responsibilities

  • Pilot spacecraft throughout the known universe
  • Ensure the upkeep of all onboard equipment, such as the artificial ozone generator and the central lava lamp
  • Chronicle discoveries of new materials, planets, and other phenomena but not in a totally dense, dweeby way
  • Spread the “zero gravity, zero worries” philosophy to all alien lifeforms encountered

Requirements

  • At least 8 years piloting crafts capable of leaving the Earth’s atmosphere
  • Ability to straight-up kick it in the vast unknown
  • A strong knowledge of the mapped universe, and a strong disinterest in following maps
  • Ability to perform complicated tasks under pressure
  • Proficiency in rolling a fatty, staring into a black hole, and just being like, “Damn, dude”

To apply, submit a cover letter, resume, list of three references, and video footage of you playing an acoustic guitar on the quad. Thank you for your interest!

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