Spilling the Tee

Things in this world aren’t black and white.

No, not black and white, but black and apparently everything else, baby! Because we have decided we are going to take a shit ton of our shirts, all kinds from all time, and sell them again, right now.

Which shirts? Who knows.

Do you get to choose the shirt? No, of course not. It would not be so simple.

Like a wish on a monkey’s paw, there is a balance to this dark bargain. You have been granted access to shirts of the past, but you do not know the shirt you will get.

We are not so cruel or chaotic as to make things completely random, though. Instead, as it would turn out, we have sold a ton of designs with black shirts. A significant amount. So we’ll make one concession: you either get a black shirt design or a not-black shirt design. That’s the only give you’re gonna get.

But why now? So it turns out that there are these things called “Back to School” sales. Usually they are on supplies, dorm furniture, clothes… Wait, WAIT A SECOND, WE SELL CLOTHES!

With this stunning revelation, we decided that if you were gonna get clothes for school, might as well be clothes with some swag (and from us because we are, in some form, a business). But we’re going to be difficult about it, because we’re also kinda deranged.

So here we are. Get some shirts if you dare.

More Great Designs!

-By Land or By Air by Arinesart
-Milky Way DNA by TobiasFonseca
-The Baconing by Acraigl
-Hellfire Wants You by Olipop
-Am I…a sandwich? by popcornpunk
-Outmoded by NathanielF
-It Starts With You by reduane

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Spilling the Tee

Things in this world aren’t black and white.

No, not black and white, but black and apparently everything else, baby! Because we have decided we are going to take a shit ton of our shirts, all kinds from all time, and sell them again, right now.

Which shirts? Who knows.

Do you get to choose the shirt? No, of course not. It would not be so simple.

Like a wish on a monkey’s paw, there is a balance to this dark bargain. You have been granted access to shirts of the past, but you do not know the shirt you will get.

We are not so cruel or chaotic as to make things completely random, though. Instead, as it would turn out, we have sold a ton of designs with black shirts. A significant amount. So we’ll make one concession: you either get a black shirt design or a not-black shirt design. That’s the only give you’re gonna get.

But why now? So it turns out that there are these things called “Back to School” sales. Usually they are on supplies, dorm furniture, clothes… Wait, WAIT A SECOND, WE SELL CLOTHES!

With this stunning revelation, we decided that if you were gonna get clothes for school, might as well be clothes with some swag (and from us because we are, in some form, a business). But we’re going to be difficult about it, because we’re also kinda deranged.

So here we are. Get some shirts if you dare.

More Great Designs!

-By Land or By Air by Arinesart
-Milky Way DNA by TobiasFonseca
-The Baconing by Acraigl
-Hellfire Wants You by Olipop
-Am I…a sandwich? by popcornpunk
-Outmoded by NathanielF
-It Starts With You by reduane

Roughly what percentage of your wardrobe is black?

  • 10%
    10%
  • 25%
    25%
  • 50%
    50%
  • 75%
    75%
  • 100%
    100%
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