Dino-Sore Losers

It’s been talked about plenty, but I can’t stop thinking about how for over a hundred years we looked at dinosaur bones and thought, “Yeah, they probably just had skin wrapped around muscles wrapped around bones. That makes sense.” Because as we are all aware, our skin is basically just a spandex suit over our bone structures.

Somewhat of an exaggerated description, but we have held onto images of dinosaurs that, based on more recent and better preserved finds on top of better methods of analysis, are considered outdated. Dinosaurs aren’t even lizards! But we still see them as overgrown lizards. We love our short-armed, blocky-headed weirdos.

But you know, I kinda feel like the dinosaurs are getting the short end of the stick. I mean, on top of being extinct. Maybe something along the lines of history being written by the victor. Would they find these depictions flattering? Probably not, but they would likely not consider whether something is flattering or not to begin with. Only whether it was edible or dangerous.

To which I say, I believe they would find these shirts to be very edible. I take that as a firm recommendation from them.

So buy these shirts.

They’re edible (to dinosaurs (probably)).

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Pain in the Asteroid by Zawitees

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Dino-Sore Losers

It’s been talked about plenty, but I can’t stop thinking about how for over a hundred years we looked at dinosaur bones and thought, “Yeah, they probably just had skin wrapped around muscles wrapped around bones. That makes sense.” Because as we are all aware, our skin is basically just a spandex suit over our bone structures.

Somewhat of an exaggerated description, but we have held onto images of dinosaurs that, based on more recent and better preserved finds on top of better methods of analysis, are considered outdated. Dinosaurs aren’t even lizards! But we still see them as overgrown lizards. We love our short-armed, blocky-headed weirdos.

But you know, I kinda feel like the dinosaurs are getting the short end of the stick. I mean, on top of being extinct. Maybe something along the lines of history being written by the victor. Would they find these depictions flattering? Probably not, but they would likely not consider whether something is flattering or not to begin with. Only whether it was edible or dangerous.

To which I say, I believe they would find these shirts to be very edible. I take that as a firm recommendation from them.

So buy these shirts.

They’re edible (to dinosaurs (probably)).

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What were the T. Rex’s tiny arms for?

  • Balance, somehow
    Balance, somehow
  • Game patch because they were too overpowered
    Game patch because they were too overpowered
  • Playing the worlds smallest violin
    Playing the worlds smallest violin
  • Holding their wallet/purse
    Holding their wallet/purse
  • Something else (comment in the discussion)
    Something else (comment in the discussion)
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