Served With Ton-Cat-Su

In honor of these cats and their sushi, let’s come up with some sushi rolls based on cats! At least, that’s what I had attempted to do, but quickly I realized…

I don’t know anything about fish. I mean, I don’t mind cod and other whitefish, but I am clueless about the sushi mainstays. Here’s how far I got:

O’Malley - Named for the famed alley cat, you get a Philly roll but with salmon roe inside and the raw salmon wrapped around the outside.

The Sphynx - Raw salmon and cream cheese.

Russian Blue - Seared mackerel marinated in vodka with… something?

See? Pathetic. I even went and did some research, sorted things by color, tried to coordinate it with different cat breeds. I thought, well if breeds are too difficult, maybe I could just do colorations or famous cats.

I was a fool. A fool who thought he could pull off cat sushi. You know who did pull off cat sushi? Jasneko! Look at these shirts! Brilliant.

Stop paying attention to my shame and start paying for some cute freakin’ cat shirts!

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Kon-neko-wa by Jasneko

More cats? More cats. That’s the Jasneko way. And guess what: Jasneko’s got a children’s book! Guess what else: she’s got other shirts on that one other site too! And you know what? You know what? Here’s everything she’s done all presented from a single convenient website! And you know what else?? We love her. You should too.

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Served With Ton-Cat-Su

In honor of these cats and their sushi, let’s come up with some sushi rolls based on cats! At least, that’s what I had attempted to do, but quickly I realized…

I don’t know anything about fish. I mean, I don’t mind cod and other whitefish, but I am clueless about the sushi mainstays. Here’s how far I got:

O’Malley - Named for the famed alley cat, you get a Philly roll but with salmon roe inside and the raw salmon wrapped around the outside.

The Sphynx - Raw salmon and cream cheese.

Russian Blue - Seared mackerel marinated in vodka with… something?

See? Pathetic. I even went and did some research, sorted things by color, tried to coordinate it with different cat breeds. I thought, well if breeds are too difficult, maybe I could just do colorations or famous cats.

I was a fool. A fool who thought he could pull off cat sushi. You know who did pull off cat sushi? Jasneko! Look at these shirts! Brilliant.

Stop paying attention to my shame and start paying for some cute freakin’ cat shirts!

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Please, provide your own cat sushi ideas in the discussion, show me how it’s done?

  • Yes, sir!
    Yes, sir!
  • I’ll add some if I think of some…
    I’ll add some if I think of some…
  • Nah, I’m just as clueless.
    Nah, I’m just as clueless.
  • I don’t feel like it.
    I don’t feel like it.
25 votes