Cool Car, Bro

You know what? I’m tired of all this love for the typical cool-guy iconic movie cars. There are a lot of under-appreciated cars out there, okay? Iconic ones. Especially the animated ones. For example:

The Magic School Bus. Talk about incredible engineering. This thing does it all! It shrinks, it grows, it flies, it swims, it goes to space, it survives volcanoes, it withstands the cold. Hell, the thing could probably survive an atomic bomb! You just know she’s got a contingency for that. Just waiting for an episode to show it off. And to be honest, I’d guess the Frizz does all the tune-ups and repairs herself. Woman knows all kinds of subjects like the back of her hand. You can bet your ass Liz is involved, wearing tiny overalls and covered in grease stains.

The Mean Machine. You’ve got a real monster of a motor vehicle, Mr. Dastardly. Can I call you Dick? All those gadgets and weapons stored inside… but that’s not the most impressive part. Oh no, the real draw of this bad boy is its top speed. You know how many times Dastardly screws himself and ends up in last place mid-race? Well how many times does he come back into the running and even to the front of the pack? Gets far enough ahead to do more sabotages? The Mean Machine could win the race easy if he just played it straight.

Sid’s Garbage Truck from Toy Story 3. It’s a garbage truck. But there are sentient toys Mad Max-ed to the front grill. Incredible. I love it.

But hey. Today we’ll just settle for these clowns. I GUESS.

More Great Designs!

-A World in Black and White by Sabrina
-Brewtiful Day by kimprut
-By Land or By Air by Arinesart
-Milky Way DNA by TobiasFonseca
-The Baconing by Acraigl
-Random Mediocritees by honestly your guess is as good as mine
-Hellfire Wants You by Olipop

Kickin’ It Old School by Arinesart

This kind of stuff Arinesart does is what you expect on big wall posters hung over dad’s workshop in the garage or the man cave. But here we are, putting it on shirts. Why? Because they look nice. That simple. Like what you’re seeing? Take a gander at their Insta and Facebook!

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Cool Car, Bro

You know what? I’m tired of all this love for the typical cool-guy iconic movie cars. There are a lot of under-appreciated cars out there, okay? Iconic ones. Especially the animated ones. For example:

The Magic School Bus. Talk about incredible engineering. This thing does it all! It shrinks, it grows, it flies, it swims, it goes to space, it survives volcanoes, it withstands the cold. Hell, the thing could probably survive an atomic bomb! You just know she’s got a contingency for that. Just waiting for an episode to show it off. And to be honest, I’d guess the Frizz does all the tune-ups and repairs herself. Woman knows all kinds of subjects like the back of her hand. You can bet your ass Liz is involved, wearing tiny overalls and covered in grease stains.

The Mean Machine. You’ve got a real monster of a motor vehicle, Mr. Dastardly. Can I call you Dick? All those gadgets and weapons stored inside… but that’s not the most impressive part. Oh no, the real draw of this bad boy is its top speed. You know how many times Dastardly screws himself and ends up in last place mid-race? Well how many times does he come back into the running and even to the front of the pack? Gets far enough ahead to do more sabotages? The Mean Machine could win the race easy if he just played it straight.

Sid’s Garbage Truck from Toy Story 3. It’s a garbage truck. But there are sentient toys Mad Max-ed to the front grill. Incredible. I love it.

But hey. Today we’ll just settle for these clowns. I GUESS.

More Great Designs!

-A World in Black and White by Sabrina
-Brewtiful Day by kimprut
-By Land or By Air by Arinesart
-Milky Way DNA by TobiasFonseca
-The Baconing by Acraigl
-Random Mediocritees by honestly your guess is as good as mine
-Hellfire Wants You by Olipop

Are you a car person? Do you talk about cars?

  • Heck yeah!
    Heck yeah!
  • A little, I guess.
    A little, I guess.
  • Meh.
    Meh.
  • Not really.
    Not really.
  • Heck no!
    Heck no!
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