Sith a Little Bit of Your Love

You just know the Hutts have charities set up to get tax breaks from the Empire. A “Save the Banthas” fund maybe. Probably goes something like:

Everyday, we encroach further on the gentle giants’ territory, building moisture farms that displace them.

Everyday, scores of bantha calves are found dead on the side of speeder trails, hit by drunken settlers headed home from the cantina.

Everyday, dozens of banthas are found dead with plastic rings around their necks, which is weird because you’d think the giant horns would stop that, but here we are!

And then to send the message home they show a Tusken raider turn toward the camera. A single tear somehow comes out of the lens of its goggles and rolls down the face wrappings. Fade to black with sorrowful honking.

Anyway, once it hits black, you see “Paid for by the Hutt Foundation for a Better Tattooine” in the bottom corner.

They’ll be asking you if you want to donate some credits whenever you go to the junk shops, and you might because, come on, it’s charity! Someone’s gotta help those banthas, and it’s just a couple credits.

But really only a tiny percentage of it goes to their preservation. The rest goes to the crime family running it, and they also get to put it on their tax forms so you end up paying your taxes to them (more than you already do for “protection”).

Don’t fall for it!

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Sketchdemao seems to have a thing for the more villainous factions. You’d think the Rebels would be the ones running charity services, but here he is running promos for the Empire and the Hutts! Crazy ideas. But you know what, they work. Hats off to you. Or is it shirts off? For more of this type of stuff, check out his Insta.

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Sith a Little Bit of Your Love

You just know the Hutts have charities set up to get tax breaks from the Empire. A “Save the Banthas” fund maybe. Probably goes something like:

Everyday, we encroach further on the gentle giants’ territory, building moisture farms that displace them.

Everyday, scores of bantha calves are found dead on the side of speeder trails, hit by drunken settlers headed home from the cantina.

Everyday, dozens of banthas are found dead with plastic rings around their necks, which is weird because you’d think the giant horns would stop that, but here we are!

And then to send the message home they show a Tusken raider turn toward the camera. A single tear somehow comes out of the lens of its goggles and rolls down the face wrappings. Fade to black with sorrowful honking.

Anyway, once it hits black, you see “Paid for by the Hutt Foundation for a Better Tattooine” in the bottom corner.

They’ll be asking you if you want to donate some credits whenever you go to the junk shops, and you might because, come on, it’s charity! Someone’s gotta help those banthas, and it’s just a couple credits.

But really only a tiny percentage of it goes to their preservation. The rest goes to the crime family running it, and they also get to put it on their tax forms so you end up paying your taxes to them (more than you already do for “protection”).

Don’t fall for it!

More Great Designs!

-It All Started In 76
-Perfect Pairings
-Hot as Hell
-The System
-Devil Went Down to Jersey
-Right Side Up by Demonigote
-Attack on Yavin by Arinesart

Star Wars group most needing of donations/charity?

  • Rebels
    Rebels
  • Ewoks
    Ewoks
  • The Jedi
    The Jedi
  • Bothans
    Bothans
  • Retired Stormtroopers/Clones
    Retired Stormtroopers/Clones
  • Other (comment in the discussion)
    Other (comment in the discussion)
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