Spooky Times

IS YOUR CHILD SUFFERING FROM ACUTE SPOOKMOSIS?

Acute spookmosis is an extremely dangerous infection of the mind. With outbreaks occurring each October, your child could be AT RISK!

Symptoms of acute spookmosis include:

  • Not acting like oneself, and in some instances, even dressing like other people (or non-people) entirely;

  • Inexplicable acts of violence toward squash;

  • A sudden interest in skeletons;

  • Strange fashion choices, including ridiculously long, pointy hats and strange, unusable plastic teeth;

  • Displays of extreme entitlement, such as going up to a total stranger’s house, knocking on their door, and demanding sweets in exchange for no work at all.

If your child shows any of these symptoms, seek medical help IMMEDIATELY!

Seasonal Fun by DinoMike

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Spooky Times

IS YOUR CHILD SUFFERING FROM ACUTE SPOOKMOSIS?

Acute spookmosis is an extremely dangerous infection of the mind. With outbreaks occurring each October, your child could be AT RISK!

Symptoms of acute spookmosis include:

  • Not acting like oneself, and in some instances, even dressing like other people (or non-people) entirely;

  • Inexplicable acts of violence toward squash;

  • A sudden interest in skeletons;

  • Strange fashion choices, including ridiculously long, pointy hats and strange, unusable plastic teeth;

  • Displays of extreme entitlement, such as going up to a total stranger’s house, knocking on their door, and demanding sweets in exchange for no work at all.

If your child shows any of these symptoms, seek medical help IMMEDIATELY!

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