Here We Go Again

I was just talking about food with faces like two weeks ago! What the heck, people. I leave you alone for two seconds and you start giving the dead matter of once-living things we are forced to consume to merely subsist humanizing qualities. Again! And this time, they’ve got cute little puns too.

How dare you.

Oh well. I can’t go on that rant again. What’s done is done. Which means the only thing to do about it now is… come up with more puns.

“We should ketchup!”

“I relish our time!”

“Lettuce talk more!”

“Pie like you!”

“Pretzel be friends!”

“No big dill!”

“Let’s have some bun!”

“It’s juice you and me!”

“Pizza be with you!”

“Our conversations are fruitful!”

“Berry nice to see you!”

Should I go on? I don’t really want to go on. Get your dang cute food people shirts.

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Here We Go Again

I was just talking about food with faces like two weeks ago! What the heck, people. I leave you alone for two seconds and you start giving the dead matter of once-living things we are forced to consume to merely subsist humanizing qualities. Again! And this time, they’ve got cute little puns too.

How dare you.

Oh well. I can’t go on that rant again. What’s done is done. Which means the only thing to do about it now is… come up with more puns.

“We should ketchup!”

“I relish our time!”

“Lettuce talk more!”

“Pie like you!”

“Pretzel be friends!”

“No big dill!”

“Let’s have some bun!”

“It’s juice you and me!”

“Pizza be with you!”

“Our conversations are fruitful!”

“Berry nice to see you!”

Should I go on? I don’t really want to go on. Get your dang cute food people shirts.

Quick, which one is better: Burgers or Tacos?